"You gotta help us dude. They're going to fuck us dude."
- Andrew 'Clown Prince' Lee

fuck-imperialfamily.com

The windmill told me to tell you.
You're a little bitch.

"I won’t respond. Let’s pursue to the fullest. No moving on."
- Andrew 'Clown Prince' Lee

"Consequences are real. Treat things you care about with respect. Appreciate it. Help it. Cultivate it. And don't try to destroy it - because if you wish for its destruction, you're going to get it."
- Andrew 'Clown Prince' Lee

"FREENODE IS FOSS! FREENODE IS FREEDOM! FREENODE IS IRC! FREENODE IS THE WAY! FREENODE IS THE TRUTH! ASK NOT WHAT YOU WILL DO FOR FREENODE, BUT WHAT FREENODE WILL DO FOR YOU! POWER TO THE PEOPLE! WELCOME TO FREENODE!"
- Andrew 'Clown Prince' Lee

"FOSS IS FORK. FOSS IS FOR YOU. FOSS IS FREENODE. FREENODE IS FOSS. FREENODE IS FREEDOM! GOODBYE TO THE FOSSILS! HELLO TO FOSSTERING COMMUNITY AND PROJECTS! FREENODE WINS! THE FOSSADES LOSE! WE DID IT FOR YOU!"
- Andrew 'Clown Prince' Lee

"I'm so sorry Gaurav, you know how my brother is."
- Alexander 'Front' Lee

Yep. I also know how you are.

"Every penny counts!"
- Richard 'Has Priors' Lee

Does it now?

"Actually I remember now - Shiv wanted us to pay him with PayPal which I was worried might be because he wanted to avoid taxes. We paid the last two invoices split, $50k via PayPal and the rest via normal wire."
- Steven 'Felonies Fine' Finley

Felonies are a feature, not a bug.

"I have no idea what went on after bar a few illegal things, which I was smart enough to backup and document (and is also backed up on a USB drive in the bank and my github)."
- Jayson 'Smooth Brain' Quayle

Yay! Cybersecurity!

"Let's talk about the elephant in the room."
- Shiv 'Lowlife Scum' Gautam

Talk to your friends, scumbag.

"We're suing Jonathan Roudier again, do you know if he uses any aliases?"
- John 'Pocket Lawyer' Arsenault

Save your jokes for the circus.

- Theodore 'Cartel Commissioner' Kim

That's right. Just smile and nod.
That's what the bribes are for dummy.

"You will not have these problems. Kape is a legit company."
- Venetia Argyropoulou

fuck-kape.com

Clearly.

"We love you Gaurav. We'll never let you go."
- Tudor Fulga

Very nice.

"At its core, a basic VPN is a trust shift service, nothing more. Do you trust your ISP less than an [sic] some anonymous shell company owned by Siberian forest dwellers? In many cases, the answer is no."
- Yegor Sak

L.M.A.O. Always NO for you boys.

"WHY WON'T YOU TAKE THE DAMN MONEY??!!"
- Shalev Katav

Cuz you're a dumbass.

"All good? What happened to you?"
- Daniel Sagi

Eh? What happened to you kid?

- Andrew Clown Prince Lee